For your safety, the flight is being delayed 30 minutes for an additional inspection | We scheduled our flights too close together |
For safety, please re-enter your password | We couldn't get our system to transfer your information from one department to another |
For your safety, no beverages are allowed in the facility | We want you to pay $2 for our water bottles |
For your convenience, we have provided... | So you can do it yourself and we can hire fewer people, we have provided... |
For your convenience, press '1' for our automated help system | Please try to figure out your problem so we don't have to talk to you |
Sunday, September 16, 2007
For Your Safety
I am getting sick of companies telling us that their incompetence is "for your convenience" or "for your safety".
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Here is another one for you...
"For your protection"...new credit cards can not be used until they have been "activated" by calling a phone#. When you call that number you have to listen to several advertisements before your card is "activated".
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