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Sunday, February 25, 2024

NVIDIA GeForce Experience is Lame

 

Dear NVIDIA,

How about taking some of your huge AI earnings and investing in some of your other products?  Your GeForce Experience tool is lacking in a major way.

GeForce Experience recently invited me to download new GeForce Game Ready Drivers for my NVIDIA graphics card, which immediately failed to install.  Why did it fail?  No clue is given by the generic "Error installing drivers"  message displayed.

The reason is that my GeForce Experience tool needed to be updated first.  How do I know this?  Not because GeForce Experience checks for updates, or tells you that new ones are available.  I had to figure it out on my own by going to the NVIDIA website and downloading a newer version manually.  After I did that, the newer GeForce Experience version was able to successfully install the new drivers.

This is simple to fix and unfathomable behavior from the NVIDIA GeForce Experience tool.

This really ruins my NVIDIA experience.

Thursday, January 11, 2024

Venmaybe

venmo
 I don't understand Venmo.  Why does it exist?  Why do people use it?

One thing that is an absolute must for a financial service is that it has to be reliable.  Venmo is anything but reliable.  I will give a recent example from my experience.  I just moved to a new home.  I used Venmo to pay the movers 50% of the cost when they picked up my stuff.  When I went to pay them the remaining 50% on delivery, Venmo refused to make the payment.  Explanation given:  none.  I contacted Venmo customer support, and this is what they said:

I can see that you’ve attempted a payment, but our system will not be able to process this transaction. 
 
Although I don’t have a specific reason for why declines like this happen, it’s typically for the safety of our customers. 
 
It’s worth noting that this decline is only impacting this specific transaction, so you may not encounter this problem with future transactions.
 
If this issue continues, your next best option will be to work with the recipient so you can send this payment outside of Venmo. Keep in mind you can still receive payments and transfer any funds in your Venmo account to an eligible bank or card if needed.
 
If you have any additional questions, please let me know! Looking forward to hear from you.

If you can't trust Venmo to make a payment when you need it, and you aren't given any explanation for why the transaction was denied, it seems like a useless service to me.

 The other thing I don't get is the social aspect of Venmo.  Why do I need to see what my friends are using Venmo for?  I really don't care to see that "Bob paid Jerry for H
hemorrhoid
cream".

Sunday, October 15, 2023

Dark Pattern Parking Services and Fees

Photo courtesy photos-public-domain.com
The latest trend in paid parking is that you must pay using your cell phone.  This practice of not providing an alternative method, such as a lot attendant or a machine to collect payment is quite annoying.  This is especially true when you need to install an app to make the payment.  I currently have 5 different parking apps because everybody seems to have their own app.  Text-based and web interfaces aren't much better, often requiring account creation, two-factor authorization, and credit card information gathering, just to park in a lot.

The worst part of the practice of phone payment is the service fee that is added above and beyond the posted rate.  This is an ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT hidden fee.  When there is no other option or method to pay, the posted price should be the total price charged.  Please, parking folks, stop this dark pattern and just post the entire rate, including any service fees.

Thursday, August 31, 2023

 


Kudos to Carbonite. Underneath the password box on their login page, they include a reminder of their password rules to help users remember what their password might be for the site.

Looking forward to more sites providing this information that we have wanted for years!


Friday, August 25, 2023


Marketers love the false dichotomy. Here I am faced with the classic dilemma for the $2 cable that I just purchased on ebay - pay $2.99 to Allstate or go out and find my own protection plan. Wow, that second option sounds like a lot of work. Maybe paying the $2.99 would be a better use of my time.

If only I could think of some third option where I don't pay $2.99 or find my own plan...

The other one I like is when you go to a website for some cause like animal cruelty. When you go to click on the X to close the browser tab, a pop-up appears with the choices of either "Donate now" or "Close tab - I don't care about abandoned puppies".

 

Monday, August 14, 2023

 


I get so many e-mails from Carbonite, but am always glad when they find a great reason to send me yet another one. Thank goodness they alerted me to their World Backup Day sale. I didn't even know about this important holiday, but now I can ask my company to add it to our annual holiday schedule. And I'll be sure to add a computer to my subscription at 30% off.

Monday, August 07, 2023

Why It's Delicious


I'm glad the Stouffer's website explained to me all the reasons that their Macaroni & Cheese is delicious. My favorite is that the trays are made with 30% recycled plastic. There's nothing like the taste of good-ole recycled plastic.





Tuesday, April 25, 2023

Dominion Energy Security Theater Failures

I recently had to go through the nine circles of hell to pay my utility bill online.  What kind of sadistic individuals work for the utility company and fear that countless numbers of hackers want to hack my energy bill?  Oh no, they hacked in and paid my bill for me!

Here is a short list of the unnecessarily difficult hoops I had to jump through as a returning customer who was made to re-validate my credentials to access my account and pay my bill.

  • I was required to enter a new password.  After entering my first attempt at a new password, it was rejected because it did not follow the undisclosed password rules.  Oh wait, the password rules were available, just difficult to find.  They were shown as a popup box while typing the password and disappeared when you finished typing.  My bad.  To make it less confusing to the user, why not show the rules all the time or have a help icon that shows the rules when you click or hover over it?  Also, the password is rejected only after you submit the entire form, instead of telling you instantly if the password is OK by using client-side validation.
  • Matching the stated password rules is not enough, there is extra undocumented validation.  In addition to the specific stated rules (use lowercase, uppercase, number, special character), Dominion also performs a library check to see if you have any "words" in your password string anywhere.  Long passphrases, a commonly password approach, is not permitted.  Also, don't try using Bite#Me3Dominon! as your password.  It passes the bulleted list of rules, but will be flagged by the dictionary checker.
  • You have to enter your password twice, and you are not allowed to paste it from another window (like, say, from your bank site).  If you use a random  password generator, like the one in Bitwarden, you will still have to copy the password manually on the Dominion form.  And given the unnecessarily complex rules, it will be something difficult to type in like XN^t&j5m7e4M*q.  This is more of an exercise of your reading and typing skills than actual useful security.
  •  The rule against copy and pasting in your credentials also applies to entering your bank account information for paying your bill.  You will need to type in your account number manually, and you will need to do it twice.  They have a second confirmation entry to make sure you didn't screw it up the first time.  And, get this, to add some more skills challenges, you can't see the account number while you are typing it in (twice).  It is hidden like a password entry.  There is a "show me" icon you can click on, but it only shows the account number field as long as you hold down your mouse click on "show me" icon.  As soon as you release the mouse click, the account number is hidden again.  No looking at the number while you are typing it in, and you can't compare what you typed in the first or second validation entry box.
It took me so long to fill out this form, I used extra energy and my payment was late, resulting in a late fee.  Maybe that was their strategy!


Saturday, March 11, 2023

Cuisinart Customer Service Rocks!

I was pleasantly surprised by the results of my customer service claim with Cuisinart (a Conair company).

My two year old Cuisinart Coffee Maker recently started to leak.  It was a slow leak but became apparent when there was a puddle of water accumulating on the counter.  While looking for troubleshooting advice in the user manual I was reminded that there was a three year warranty on the product.  I called the Cuisinart customer service phone number listed in the manual, and after describing the situation, and concluding that the leak was inside the main unit itself and not the replaceable water reservoir, they agreed to replace the entire thing.  I was told that I would have the replacement unit within 70-10 business days.  I received it in only three days.  

 Kudos to Cuisinart on the great customer service!

 

Thursday, April 07, 2022

World Backup Day

I was already having a really good World Backup Day, and it only got better when I received this great offer from Carbonite:


Of course, it's a joke how many e-mails I get from Carbonite trying to upsell me on their already-expensive service. But this one seems particularly annoying. I'm annoyed that I have to waste a keystroke to delete this email because you invented a holiday to peddle your product. I'm annoyed that you think I have a bunch of computers sitting around, and I'm just waiting for the right offer to pull the trigger and start backing them up.

C'mon Carbonite. We both know you're going to send me 6 more 30% discounts before the end of the month. Your faux holiday gives me no urgency to panic and purchase more of your service.


Thursday, March 31, 2022

Spam Meeting Invites

We all find it annoying when our co-workers spam us with too many meeting invites. But lately I've been hit with a new problem - literal spam meeting invites!

I hadn't noticed this until a few weeks ago. I have meeting reminders popping up in my email, except they are not for meetings. They are spam coming in as meetings instead of emails.

Below are two examples:



They are particularly insidious. I'm hesitant to delete them, because maybe they are real meetings? Who knows, maybe Joe from Accounting wants to talk about Anti Virus protection. And I certainly don't want to click to open them to make sure. Clicking on one of these things will probably knock out the entire Mid-Atlantic oil pipeline, which the media will surely trace back to my inanely opening this obvious malware. So I just sit here staring at these meeting invites, wondering what to do with them.



Thursday, March 24, 2022

I'm Doing Okay

Every once in a while, I get random emails from Verizon that tell me how I'm doing with regard to my monthly data limit:


My initial reaction is slight annoyance, because why do I need an email if I'm doing okay on data? But ok, at least they're trying to give me some information so I'll accept it. Even though (oddly) they sent it at 4:20am.

However, there's a terrible problem with this email. See if you can figure it out before reading on.

The email doesn't say what day the month ends! The email is dated March 4th. If the month ends on March 31, then I most certainly am not doing okay on data. So when does my data reset for the next month? I honestly have no idea.


Thursday, March 17, 2022

Remember to Use Your Garage

Check out this patronizing item from our HOA community newsletter: 

I'm imagining my neighbors reading this and then thinking to themselves "Holy Toledo, it never occurred to me to park my cars in my completely empty garage and my driveway. Starting tomorrow, I'm going to start parking my primary car in the garage and my secondary car in the driveway so there can be more available parking spaces for everyone else."


Thursday, March 10, 2022

AirBnB Bait and Switch

I used to be a big fan of AirBnB. I mean, what's better than sticking it to the hotel industry by staying in a spare room in someone's house for $25?

Sadly, like most things, AirBnB was too good to last. Nowadays, I find that a decent AirBnB may run me as much or more than the local hotel. But I still like to use it when I can. It's still more interesting than staying in the same stuffy hotels all the time.

What I really find annoying is the bait and switch you get when trying to find the cost of a reservation. For example, here is a typical search that I did recently:


Notice that in the map on the right they (supposedly) show you the prices of available units. Then when you click one it shows up on the left. But the real price is usually much more than what it says on the map. Here I clicked on the "$65" item shown on the map. But if you look on the left, the actual price of that unit is "$131 total" (more than double what I expected!). This is ridiculous. The $65 on the map is meaningless. It should say $131 on the map. You can see the same issue with the other two units shown.




Thursday, March 03, 2022

Finally - A Truly Unlimited Data Plan

Like most Americans, I'm tired of my limited data plan that always has me scrambling to look for Wi-Fi hotspots in mortal fear that I exceed my monthly data limit. I've been waiting years to find an affordable service that gives me unlimited data.

So of course I was thrilled to see this ad for T-Mobile's new "Truly Unlimited" plan:


Wait, what's this I see in the fourth bullet? "If congested, customers may notice reduced speeds that may be further reduced for a small number of customers who use >40GB".

So apparently the real name of this plan should be "Truly Limited to 40 GB". I guess the marketing folks didn't like that as much.

Saturday, February 19, 2022

Facebook Ads

 I feel like the ads in Facebook are getting increasingly sketchy recently.

First off, I used to scroll through Facebook and see mostly posts from friends with a few ads mixed in. Nowadays, when I scroll through, about 50% of the posts are from groups I’m a member of. I don’t enjoy most of these posts because people have strong opinions and argue with each other. Another 40% of the posts are either ads or inspirational videos from things that I never signed up for. Finally, maybe about 10% of posts are from friends (mostly the same 5-10 friends who regularly post on Facebook).

Today I saw this ad which I was very troubled about:

 


The whole thing is dubious. The fact that they are selling stamps at that steep of a discount. The “U. S Postal Service” at the top. The URL “USPSSTAMAPS.COM” (why STAMAPS and not STAMPS?). The “ONLY $39.9!” price. I googled the site and it said the domain USPSSTAMAPS.COM was just purchased a few days ago! But there were many comments on the post with “people” saying they received their stamps and they were great. No way I’m ordering from these clowns.

Then a minute later I see this:

 

Same concept, completely different trashy URL. “TODAYIS LIMITED TIME”. Yikes.

I’ve heard that Facebook is really suffering because Apple and Android are both implementing policies that block Facebook from getting everyone’s data by default. Apparently their ad revenues are plummeting. I don’t know if this is related, but after seeing this I am extremely leery about ordering anything I see advertised on Facebook.

I think it’s sad what happened to Facebook because many people have all of their contacts in Facebook and nowhere else. Even if another site came along that was not evil like Facebook, I doubt most people would be willing to go through that exercise again to connect to all their friends.

  





Thursday, July 15, 2021

Two Most Annoying Recent Internet Trends

 Pushy and intrusive interactions that could be avoided using opt-in or other approaches instead...

#2) Micro-Feedback

The constant requests for ratings and feedback are becoming ridiculous.    Why do I need to get an email or pop-up from every online vendor for every single transaction asking for feedback?  I appreciate striving for quality and improvement, but somewhat fewer prompts and requests would be appreciated.  

I should try this approach at work and constantly barrage my boss for feedback. "How would you rate my participation at that meeting yesterday, on a scale of 1 to 5 stars?  Was satisfied were you with my on-time delivery of that report [picture of me delivering report attached]?"


#1) First Visit Interruptus 

Who decided that every first visit to a new website (or first visit on a new browser) should be interrupted by a pop-up requiring you to declare your cookie preferences?  Your options is to accept everything (which invariable involves accepting highly intrusive tracking cookies) or take the time to read and interpret a list of frequently non-informative options.  

This should most definitely be an opt-in feature that defaults to all cookies off and you can click a button to activate the selection pop-up if you want to activate the cookies.

Sunday, March 21, 2021

Dell Support Assist

UPDATE:  It has been a month since I deleted Dell Support Assist from my computer, only to find it reinstalled complete with new icon on my desktop.  Grr, this is harder to get rid of then I expected.

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Dell may have good intentions in providing Support Assist on their Windows PCs, but I have found this application to be a nuisance.  Let me provide examples of why this app is problematic.

It started when my computer was acting very unresponsive, taking minutes to open a browser window, delays in registering mouse clicks and typing.   So I open the task manager (which also takes a while to open) and it says a process called PC-Doctor Module is slowing down my CPU and eating up a ton of RAM.  

PROBLEM #1 - Why is the process called PC-Doctor when the App is called SupportAssist?

I had to search the internet to figure out that this process is tied to Dell's Support Assist program.  Also why doesn't Dell call it Dell Support Assist?  Searching my local machine for Dell or Assist or Doctor would not find it.  I had to search for Support.

PROBLEM #2 - This App was running on auto-schedule at 2pm

This is a time when I might be (was) actively using my computer.  Why did it pick that time for the auto-schedule.  I most certainly didn't pick it.

PROBLEM #3 - This App does not sufficiently warn you of problems

Once I tracked down that this app was my problem and opened it up, it reported a failed diagnostic test. Other than giving an esoteric failure statement, there were no details or suggestions on how to fix the problem. Also, why didn't it notify me of the issue?  I didn't even know it was running and would have never opened it up if it wasn't causing general issues with the PC.  There is a checkbox for notifications (which was enabled).  Perhaps there is something else blocking notifications that I haven't realized, but if I never know that it found an issue, then I don't need it running and slowing down my computer.

 


Wednesday, February 10, 2021

Mandatory Opt-In

I came across this "opt-in" checkbox recently when filling out a registration form to download some technical software for evaluation.  Apparently the vendor does not know the meaning of the term "opt-in".
 

Wednesday, September 23, 2020

Rank Choice Voting - Follow Maine's lead

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It is about time that Americans demand a better voting system, rank choice voting.  But it will only happen if people speak out and demand it.  As of today, Maine is the only state that uses rank choice voting in the presidential general election.

In rank choice voting, you rank the order of the candidates, picking your first choice, second choice and so-on.  This is mathematically superior method of voting when there are more than two candidates to chose from, because it provides a method to determine a candidate that has the vote of the majority of the population.  This is not unlike holding a run-off if nobody wins the clear majority, but the second choice voting is done simultaneously during the first vote instead of holding a second vote. 

The U.S. Presidential Election is a good example of a system that could benefit from rank choice voting.  You often hear people say that they don't like either the Republican or Democratic choices, but also that they don't want to "waste" their vote for an independent or smaller party candidate.  Often, an independent candidate may have a platform very similar to one of the primary candidates and can have an impact by splitting votes with the primary candidate.  In a close election, this could sway the outcome to the less popular choice.  

Rank choice voting enables a voter to use their 1st choice for the candidat

e they truly want rather than strategically voting for the "lesser of two evils" and still know that if their favorite doesn't win, then their 2nd choice vote will still be applied to pick from the best of the r

emaining candidates.

For more information on how rank choice voting works, or what you can do to support rank choice voting, visit  a site like FairVote.org.



Friday, April 03, 2020

Wallet Security

RFID
I found this strange "sticker" in my new wallet, which is actually an RFID that I assume was put there for store security purposes.  I am puzzled that they would put it there, because of the features advertised for the wallet. Either this RFID is completely useless, or the wallet doesn't work as advertised.

Monday, January 06, 2020

Trader Joe's Serving Size Math

Trader Joe's Chicken Piccata comes with two skinless boneless chicken breasts and a serving size for three people.  Apparently everybody will get 2/3rds of a cutlet.

Monday, December 23, 2019

Why I Am Closing My Capital One Bank Account

I have a Capital One 360 Online Savings account.  I periodically review the interest rate to make sure that it is comparable to the market.  At this time, the interest rate is 1.7%.  However, when I look at my own personal account, it is only 0.6%.

Why is that?

Capital One offers a "Performance" Online Savings account at the new 1.7% interest rate.

The account I have is no longer offered and is at 0.6% rate.

Why did they not tell me about the new interest rate (I think the answer to that is obvious).

What is the difference between the new and old account?  Just the interest rate.

When I called them, they would not increase my interest rate.  They told me I could open a new "Performance"  account to get the new rate.  They don't do updates "automatically".

OK, so why did they recently update my checking account, forcing me to start using a new account# and routing number (making me have to change my direct deposit and checks)?

When I told the bank representative how disappointing this was, his answer was "OK".  He really didn't give a shit.

FUCK YOU Capital One.  You just permanently lost me as a customer.  You will lose more potential earnings from me than you gained by messing with  my interest rate and wasting my time.

I urge everyone to drop Capital One as they do not give a shit about their customers.

Sunday, August 25, 2019

Favorite Podcasts

podcast iconWe are often asked what our favorite podcasts are.  Podcasts are a great way to learn something new when you are commuting to work, waiting in line at the post office, riding the metro, or walking the dog.

Here are Brian's top five podcasts as of August 2019.  All of these are available for free (some have special premium versions) and can be downloaded to your phone in your favorite podcast app. 

1)  Skeptics Guide to the Universe
2)  Radiolab
3)  Rationally Speaking
4)  Skeptoid
5)  Dan Carlin's Hardcore History

Maybe Mike will also post his?

Saturday, July 06, 2019

Bad News: Fake News, the Game

In this day and age, it is important to be aware of the use of social medial to propagate fake news.  Check out this game, Bad News, where you can try your hand at creating fake news.  This website cleverly helps you be more aware of the techniques used to distort and twist the news to suit your evil needs.  Your goal is to get as many followers as you can to support your fake credibility.

In the very least, it is fun and doesn't take that long to play.  Click the link below to start playing.






Sunday, December 17, 2017

Guess Up Emoji

About two years ago, I was looking for a new game and installed an app called "Guess Up Emoji" on my phone. It was pretty mindless, but reasonably entertaining to play with the family while we were on a train or waiting for our food at a restaurant. You had to guess familiar phrases by looking at a few emojis that were provided.

Over a two year span, I was able to work my way up to about level 150 (each level required solving several puzzles to advance). I also had amassed thousands of "coins" by opening the app each day for a daily coin bonus. These coins can be used for hints and other in-game purchases.

Today I noticed that Guess Up Emoji had apparently updated itself. It is now called "Guess Up", with a new icon. The bigger issue is when I opened the app I am now back at level 1 and all of my thousands of coins are gone. I googled the app, and apparently this happened to other people also.

Looks like the appropriate emoji for today is this one:


Saturday, November 18, 2017

Jeep Uconnect Incorrect Software Upgrade

Recently, my Jeep Grand Cherokee notified me that there was a software upgrade to my Uconnect® system, which is the in-dashboard interface to the radio, climate control, navigation, etc.  To put it in their words, its "the feature-packed navigation, entertainment and communication system that lets drivers live their lives, connected."

There are a few obviously annoying points about how this upgrade worked...
  1.  The upgrade was mandatory - Pressing the later button only postponed this pop-up warning until the next time I drove the vehicle.  So, my options were to press later every time I drove the car, forever, or let the update happen.
  2. The update could not happen while you drove the car - Jeep expected me to sit in park and let my car idle for 15-20 minutes while the software updated. What a waste of fuel.  Why did the engine need to be on?  For what it's worth, I had the brilliant idea of leaving it parked while I went inside for 20 minutes, only I got distracted and let it run for hours before I came back.
  3. The Update couldn't be interrupted -  When you start the update, another screen pops up warning you that if you stop it, you will have to start all-over.
A much smarter update protocol would have been if the update was downloaded to the car in the background, any time the car was on, and then the software update could be installed quickly after the download was completed.

I also read online, afterwards, that I could have downloaded the update from the Jeep website onto a flash drive and installed it manually.  It would have been nice if that option were mentioned in the pop-up instructions. 


Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Escape Room Review: Escape the Room PA – Pittsburgh, PA

This is part of our series of Escape Room reviews.

Ratings

  • Room Name: The Newsroom
  • Room Size:  (6-8)/11/12 people ( our recommendation/as played/max)
  • Time: 60 minutes
  • Overall:  3.0/5.0
  • Theme:     4.0/5.0
  • Puzzles:    3.0/5.0
  • Difficulty: 3.0/5.0

Looking for an activity with a group of 11 friends, we chose this escape room since it had larger rooms that could accommodate our full group and was in a decent location.

The Good

  • In a trendy part of town ("South Side")
  • Clues communicated via monitor were helpful, but not overly so
  • We always had something to work on
  • Nice craftsmanship on the newsroom / skyline
  • Room was not full of distracting red herrings. Easy to focus on the correct items
  • The three keypads were a nice feature - didn't have to mess as much with locks as in other rooms
  • There were two separate threads 
  • We were able to finish it just in time (difficulty level was about right)

The Bad 

  • Parking was on-street, and pretty difficult to find on a Wednesday evening. We squeezed into a tight spot several blocks away. Note: neighborhood is not particularly kid-friendly.
  • There was a dreadful puzzle with some charts that was frustrating and disappointing. One of the pie charts had a mistake in it, and the answer was not at all satisfying. Thank goodness we are experienced with escape rooms and brought pencil and paper in with us. Also, you had to read the answer to this puzzle out loud which was cheesy since it broke the fourth wall concept. (Although perhaps the idea was that you were being a real newscaster; ok I'll give them a pass on this one)
  • Building is narrow and waiting area is a bit cramped
  • It was too linear; everyone in the group pretty much had to work on the same puzzles at the same time
  • There was a video camera that wasn't supposed to move but it got moved somehow and this messed up one of the puzzles but we managed to get past it anyhow
  • They took several of our e-mail addresses but then never e-mailed the group photo to us!

Overall this room was pretty good and we would recommend it if you have a large group, since it is one of the few rooms in town that could accommodate it. I hope they replace the charts puzzle, as it would be trivial to do so and everything else would still work.

Saturday, March 04, 2017

Domain Renewal




I received the above e-mail dated November 14. It says my domain name "will expire soon!". Notice that it doesn't say when it will expire. That is because they don't really care.

So I logged in to the domain name registration site. It said that my registration was expiring on April 12. This is not soon. This is in 5 months.



What I've figured out is that these companies just spam out a "renewal notice" email to me every 2 months, since it's easier than actually bothering to check when my domain really expires. Of course, they want me to keep renewing when I get the notice, pushing out my extension further and further. I used to get the same thing when I had magazine subscriptions.

Hey Register.com - can you just send me a warning about 30 days before my domain will expire?

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Influx in Sex Offenders


Mercy Jalango posted the above warning to my neighborhood forum. She is making us aware of the "influx in sex offenders" moving into our county. Webster's dictionary defines influx as "an arrival of large numbers of people".

Ms. Jalango notes "sad news" of 18 sex offenders moving into the area over the past 6 years. I ran some advanced statistics on that figure and the computer spit out something like 3 per year. I'm not sure 3 is a "large number of people". If I had a birthday party and 3 people showed up, I would not say to myself "gee, I'm pleased that a large number of people turned out to my party". And keep in mind, this influx includes sex offenders committing crimes such as indecent exposure, or a 19 year old having consensual relations with a 17 year old.

But wait, there's one more thing that Ms. Jalango didn't mention. How many sex offenders moved out of the county during the past 6 years? With the increasingly high cost of living in Loudoun County, I'll bet it's probably at least 19. An outflux!

Thank you Ms. Jalango for taking the time of everyone on this mailing list to remind us to "be aware of our surroundings and be safe".

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Please Delete


I received the above e-mail today, which includes the wonderful finishing line:

"Please delete this e-mail if you have no idea what this is about."

This phrase needs to be added to about 90% of e-mails that I receive. It would make life so much better!

Of course this e-mail, regarding an obscure service that I never signed up for, likely makes sense to almost no one. I love that they have not only given me permission to delete the e-mail - they are imploring me to do so! You have to wonder what kind of confusion and complaints they must have been deluged with to cause that line to get added in to the e-mail.

Saturday, January 14, 2017

Automatic Magazine Renewals

As I was renewing my subscription to Popular Science, I initially opted to use my credit card on the renewal form.  That is when I noticed this statement:

"Automatic Renew Benefits:  When paying with a credit card, your subscription will be conveniently renewed automatically at the end of each term at the low rate then in effect..."

This is absolute bullshit.  There needs to be an opt-in box on the form that allows me to select automatic renewal if I want it.  Even an opt-out check box would have been better than nothing.  There was simply no way to pay by credit card without automatic renewal being applied. 

Shame on you Popular Science.

When they say that it will be "conveniently" renewed, they mean convenient for Popular Science, not for the customer.

This is an unpopular billing practice, Popular Science.