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Sunday, July 12, 2015

Foo Fighters Independence Day Blow-Out

The Foo Fighters put together a great Fourth of July event celebrating the 20th Anniversary of the release of their first album. The all-day event featured many great opening acts, including Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Gary Clark Jr, Heart, Buddy Guy and LLCoolJ.  A rotating stage allowed the music to flow continuously, as each act's stage set-up was prepped on the back of the stage while another one was performing.

As much as I enjoyed the opening acts, the Foo Fighters were by far the best part of the show, putting on a full two-plus hour show encompassing songs from their entire 20 year career.  Questions as to how Dave Grohl would cope with his broken leg were answered by a giant ornate mobile throne that he explains was envisioned while he was recuperating  from leg surgery in the hospital.  Grohl milked the injury for all it was worth, repeatedly showing video of himself falling off the stage in Sweden, to the DC crowd's amusement. 

The concert opened with "Everlong", one of my favorites, and a great song, reminding me why Dave Letterman chose it for the final montage on his farewell show.  During one of the more powerful moments of the show, Grohl left his throne and walked to the end of the stage extension on crutches, to perform an acoustic rendition of "My Hero".  The last song in the encore-less set was "Best of You".  We ranted about radio overplay of this song in 2005, but a decade later it was a great finale.  As to be expected for July 4th, a fireworks show followed the concert.

The biggest disappointment of the day was the concert venue, RFK stadium.  Parking at the stadium cost an obscene $40.  The stadium staff did not seem prepared for an all-day concert venue.  The first set started at 1:30 PM, and by 4:00 PM trash cans were overflowing and the bathrooms were disgusting.  Long lines of people waited to get cash from the ATM's, because all stadium concessions were cash only.   Food and drink prices were jacked-up sky high.  The food was terrible, even by stadium standards.  Many of the food stands started to run out by ~7 PM (including all food stands in the upper levels).  This is especially obnoxious considering that no outside food or drink or readmission was allowed for an event that opened by 1PM and lasted past 10PM.

Sunday, June 21, 2015

Your Guess is as Good as Mine

My son is going to camp for the next two weeks. Unfortunately the camp is being run by the Loudoun County School system, which means that the safety police will be making our lives miserable.

I went to check what time to pick him up from the bus stop. There was a list of bus stops, accompanied by the following:

"For student safety, the bus drop-off times will not be posted."

Ok, let me get this straight. Your going to drop off a bunch of kids at some random time, and have them wandering all around the neighbrohood? And what exactly is this protecting them from? Are there a bunch of pedophiles who are trolling the Loudon County website looking for drop-off times so they can snatch kids walking from the bus to their Mom's mini-van?

This definitely ranks up there with the most boneheaded safety decisions I have seen.

Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Kids Choice Awards

I don't mean to question the integrity of the Nick "Teen Choice Awards", but there are two facts that have me wondering about the voting process:

1. Twice during the voting process, there is a brief delay as you are forced to watch a video preview for "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2".

2. After you finish voting, you are presented with this invitation to VOTE AGAIN:


By the way, the fine print under the "VOTE AGAIN" button says: "Winners are determined by voter preferences and other considerations."

I, for one, will not be tuning in to watch this mockery! (Hmm, actually nevermind; I'd better watch in case One Direction or Taylor Swift decide to make an unscheduled appearance)

Sunday, January 11, 2015

Moronic Dialog Boxes



Just take a moment to soak in the above prompt that I get every week after I submit my timesheet.

You don't need to know anything about the timesheet system to appreciate what a truly idiotic prompt this is.

C'mon GHG Corporation - you're better than this.