It Was Only a Matter of Time

I am the world champion of people forgetting my name. I wish I had a dime for every time my best friend or my parents see me in the mall and say "hey, guy, how are ya?". But today I reached a new low, as my name was forgotten by the Peerflix auto-mailer name insertion query:

Maybe you have to order a certain number of videos before they bother to put your real name in their spam e-mail. If I order 100 videos, maybe they'll even send me some spam on my birthday.