Page-a-Day Calendar

I just cracked open my 2009 Zen Buddhism Page-a-Day calendar.  I was not surprised to find that they have cheated me out of 17% of my purchase by combining Saturdays and Sundays on to a single page.  To which I say, DAMN YOU TO HELL, ZEN BUDDHIST CALENDAR!!

In case you missed the irony, the calendar is not having the desired calming effect.

This really makes me want to smash something into a million pieces.