On TV yesterday, I saw this commercial for Scott's new WaterSmart grass seed. In case you have not seen the commercial, it chronicles the tragedy of 3 homeowners who cannot successfully grow grass because they plant seed and then keep forgetting to water it.
Apparently, society's solution to this problem is to pull some of our top research scientists from the fields of biofuel, ethanol, and bioengineering. We then re-focus them on developing a grass seed with a special coating so it can grow anywhere, even on the lawns of morons.
Hooray for capitalism!
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